{"id":111,"date":"2011-04-09T08:14:16","date_gmt":"2011-04-09T08:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2011-04-09T08:14:16","modified_gmt":"2011-04-09T08:14:16","slug":"how-many-kids-do-i-have-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"How many kids do I have again?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, I forget:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mdscott.smugmug.com\/photos\/1245065339_oG2yE-X3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Toothbrushes\" src=\"http:\/\/mdscott.smugmug.com\/photos\/1245065339_oG2yE-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"440\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With this and all the bottles you see in the header image I use for the blog, we&#8217;d have been equipped if we got triplets instead of singles with each of our <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">two<\/span> kids. \u00a0Still, you never know when this many kids toothbrushes may come in handy:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mdscott.smugmug.com\/photos\/1232621534_WfHB3-X3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Leo baring his teeth\" src=\"http:\/\/mdscott.smugmug.com\/photos\/1232621534_WfHB3-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"398\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After all, you might want to have a distinct toothbrush for <strong>each tooth <\/strong>(only four teeth are visible here, but a couple more are hidden).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, I forget: With this and all the bottles you see in the header image I use for the blog, we&#8217;d have been equipped if we got triplets instead of singles with each of our two kids. \u00a0Still, you never know when this many kids toothbrushes may come in handy: After all, you might want to have a distinct toothbrush for each tooth (only four teeth are visible here, but a couple more are hidden).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112,"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markdavidscott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}